moopheus
a cow who wears sunglasses and a green tie. Greatest character in the history of cartoon propaganda.
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Morpheus Logic
From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:
Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.
Neo: Or didn't do something.
Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.
Neo: How do you know?
Morpheus: We are still alive.
Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.
Neo: Or didn't do something.
Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.
Neo: How do you know?
Morpheus: We are still alive.
Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.
Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?
Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...
Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?
Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...
Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
Morpheus Logic by Captian America89 November 8, 2011
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Calling Morpheus
To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
Calling Morpheus by ari the greek January 11, 2008
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morpheus tokata by WatermelonGalaxy June 16, 2016
White Morpheus
When a man ejaculates into a pill organizer and asks if you want to take the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. The partner then takes all of their pills for the day.
Did you seriously just White Morpheus my pills for this week and ask me if I'm beginning to believe?
White Morpheus by White Morpheus May 24, 2020
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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