Moon Raker

n. A person or bot who attempts to sow discord or derail useful conversation on social media by posting inflammatory, superfluous, and/or off-topic stupidity with the intent of derailing and/or provoking persons into an emotional response due to the pathetic reality of the Raker's lonely RL and need for attention. A Moon Raker is an especially pathetic form of sub-Troll often affected by psychological disorders, the most common of which include schizophrenia, multiple personalities, and psychological projection.

Sad little Moon Raker is conversing between its multiple personalities because no one will feed the troll.

by WPNative March 14, 2018

moon raker

Any car that looks like a spaceship. It is usually large with a lot of space in it, and is ideal for putting a matress in and fuckin the shit out of an unsuspecting female. A good example is '92 Toyota Previa.

Hey baby, you wanna hop in my moon raker? Its got a matress and a mini bar.

by Bang Bus owner July 18, 2006

moon raker

1. To move multiple penises down a girls (no specific area) in a raking fassion. Usually ass or boobs

Guy one: How'd it go last night?

Guy two: Dude, me and another guy totaly pulld a moon raker on this girl!!

by conartist66 March 26, 2010

moon rake

When a girl licks from your asshole to the tip of your cock

Bro, last night i was with this freaky chick and she moon rake the shit out of me.

Jan fitz-awesome

by Jannerdidit July 23, 2018

Moonraker

James Bond Film made in 1979. It's like Star Wars without The Force.

Hey man, did you see Moonraker?
Yeah man, it looked like Star Wars without The Force

by M.J. Caboose, M.D. September 27, 2010

moonraker

A person with such low intelligence that they would try to rake the moon's reflection in a pond.
Otherwise referred to as window-licker or blue bus brigade.

My friend Rachel announced she was going to bleach her hair in the summer. Tracey, like the moonraker she is, asked, "What color?".

by IT Monkey August 19, 2004

Moonlaker

A poor white person who is addicted to meth and lives in a trailer. Resides in the city of New Port Nowhere, Florida

"Is she a Moonlaker?"
"Obviously. She smells like cigarettes and hadn't showered in a week.'

by lampcactus666 April 23, 2016