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Moon Rider 

A Man or woman with a large forehead and receding hair line.

These people tend to look like they could do with a wash.

Usually from "out in the sticks"

Found driving crap cars and riding moons
Look at those moon riders over there....

What are they doing?
- Just riding the moon
Moon Rider by Russ Gill December 26, 2007

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider  

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)
Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!