mooching

In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.

In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.

(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)

John: "Where's Dave gone?"

Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"

(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)

John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"

Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"

by sthtf September 11, 2006

mooch

A period of 10 days (like a fortnight is 2 weeks, a mooch is 2 business weeks)

That guy was so bad at his job, he only lasted a mooch.

by zoosnack August 16, 2017

Mooching

Engaging in a short-term romantic encounter lasting under 10 days. Originates from the 10-day tenure of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as White House communications director.

"So, are you guys getting pretty serious?"
"Nah, we're just mooching."

by whyaminotapanda August 17, 2017

mooch

mooch the verb to mooch is to mill about, to mingle and/or to brouse

i am just going to the shop the have a mooch

by sammy_sue December 25, 2005

mooch

1# Someone who leeches off other people.

2# Round here some people say 'mooch' instead of 'walk'.

1#
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.

2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.

by Kyle Frith November 20, 2006

Mooch

Unit of measurement to describe a length of 10 days. Based off of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's embarrassing 10 day stint as the White House Communications Director before being fired.

Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".

Ill be on vacation for a mooch, just email me.
Your order will be shipped in about a mooch.

by Tank Yu August 23, 2017

mooched

Getting fired before you even start your job.

"Did you start at the pizza place yet?" "Naw, I got mooched."

by jm_gray July 31, 2017