mooched

Getting fired before you even start your job.
"Did you start at the pizza place yet?" "Naw, I got mooched."
by jm_gray July 31, 2017
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Feeling cruzy

The simultaneously happy yet disappointed emotion expressed in the face Presidential candidate Ted Cruz.
"I like lasagna, but it's not what I ordered. Feeling cruzy rn tbh fam"
by jm_gray February 24, 2016
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