Definitions by jm_gray

mooched 

Getting fired before you even start your job.

"Did you start at the pizza place yet?" "Naw, I got mooched."

mooched by jm_gray July 31, 2017

Feeling cruzy 

The simultaneously happy yet disappointed emotion expressed in the face Presidential candidate Ted Cruz.

"I like lasagna, but it's not what I ordered. Feeling cruzy rn tbh fam"

Feeling cruzy by jm_gray September 1, 2016