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To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.
Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man
mongoed by weecalrobot January 7, 2007
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Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.
Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.
Mongoed by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018
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The act of totally screwing thing up.
Man he monroed it all up
Monroed by TotalMail June 18, 2013
Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.
I was monged out last night after that weed
monged by cup December 12, 2003

Monged Out 

A term used to refer to someone who is unable to speak due to a large intake of cannabis
Don't even talk to that guy, he is monged out!
Monged Out by Goodguygav February 21, 2011

monged out 

when a person has consumed to much substance and is in a stage of catharsis.
Have you seen the state of Bob? yeah, he Monged Out on the sofa
monged out by wood chuck chucker December 28, 2008

Monogede 

A word used when you're so drunk that you can't actually talk/spell/do anything. At all. Except lie on the floor, texting your friends nonsensical messages.
'Monogede our of my lovely hughn.'

See, this received messages makes no sense, but the word 'monogede' stands out, and therefore merits its own dictionary definition
Monogede by Ladyash April 15, 2008
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B)
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B)
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