Montle 

Montle is a specises that has not been identified yet, recent studies have shown that he is the offspring of Charlie the Unicorn that has has a bump on his forehead. He is normally attracted to the males of his specis.

Dude are you a Montle.
What you mean?
You have a dent on your head.

Montle by Montle stalker3 September 16, 2011

Je suis Monte 

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.

Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!

Je suis Monte by jaboigin October 29, 2018

Mickey Mantle Gene

A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.

“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”

Mickey Mantle Gene by RobertPaulChampagne June 5, 2019

Mondler 

The nickname for the relationship between Monica and Chandler from the TV show "FRIENDS".

It is a combination of their names and is also one of the few ships where the nickname has been used in the show.

Ross: Huh. Sound alike, too. So Mondler. Uh what, uh what you doing?
Chandler: What does it look like? I am cleaning.

"Mondler is so much cuter than Ross & Rachel"

Mondler by Law-rah July 6, 2007

Cory Monteith

Such a bright light to the world. He was an inspiring person to everyone. He played Finn on Glee. He is 6'3, and he calls other people small woodland creatures. Cory was dating Lea Michele, and Cory was going to move in with her after he finishes a job in Vancouver, but sadly passed away July 13. My heart breaked, as did millions of others. I had met him, and he had saved my life. He was so down-to-earth and did not care about his work as much as helping me and telling me how beautiful and smart I am. He was a genuine, kind, handsome, all-round perfect guy who did not deserve to die. Cory Monteith was a rare celebrity to find, not acting all fake around cameras, and told me to be myself. Thank you Cory for changing my life.

Why is she so perfect
Probs Cory Monteith's daughter

Cory Monteith by ilovegleee September 21, 2013

Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.

Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Monteo

a guy thats always 6 inches

Dude 1: yo that chick couldn't walk right today
Dude 2: must've been Monteo

Monteo by BIGROD696969 May 30, 2019