2 definitions by Poonj

manblingo

An extra large penis with bling bling. Such as piercings or cock ring.
mandingo

* girl pulls down his pants and sees a huge cock with piercings. "Wow you got a manblingo!"

by Poonj December 10, 2015

musterfucked

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

by Poonj December 10, 2015