monster shlong 

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

monster shlong by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020

monster shlong 

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

monster shlong by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017

Monster Shlong 

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

Monster Shlong by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Monster Shlong 

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

Monster Shlong by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

schlongness monster 

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

schlongness monster by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

monsterschlong 

A small tiktoker with a big dump truck. commonly referred to as Toby, or October. They make content surrounding their interests.

Person A: monsterschlong is my favourite tiktoker!!

Person B: Who?

monsterschlong by livelaughpoopoopeepee July 9, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020