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monky fucker by Chris Clark May 13, 2005
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Monkey Fucker
v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Monkey Fucker by ABN October 5, 2004
Monkey Fucker
Monkey Fucker by williamazing12 February 22, 2017
Son of a monkey fucker
1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.
2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.
3. Comeback; Witty retort
2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.
3. Comeback; Witty retort
Son of a monkey fucker by MorsMortis March 7, 2010
Monkey Fucker
Monkey Fucker by Attalina March 18, 2009
MONKEY FUCKER
A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.
Someone born in Nashville.
Someone born in Nashville.
MONKEY FUCKER by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003
monkey fucker
monkey fucker by aryan prince March 21, 2005
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