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monky fucker

1. Some one that has sexual intercourse with monkeys.
2. Also used as an insuly.
1. "That man is a monky fucker!"
2. "Piss off you dirty 'monky fucker'!"
by Chris Clark May 13, 2005
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Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
by ABN October 5, 2004
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Son of a monkey fucker

1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort
John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .
by MorsMortis March 7, 2010
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Monkey Fucker

An idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.
by Attalina March 18, 2009
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MONKEY FUCKER

A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.

Someone born in Nashville.
Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker
by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003
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monkey fucker

did u hear about jenna? yeah that monkey fucker slept with half of the basketball team
by aryan prince March 21, 2005
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