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a ancient penis eater of the dinosaur speices
my monkorn ate my penis
monkorn by jeremy August 27, 2003
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Any of several viral diseases causing the eruption of small blisterlike vesicles on the skin or mucous membranes, especially herpes simplex or herpes zoster.
Dude, wheres your monkorn?
monkorn by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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Corner Monorner 

Corner Monorner
noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/

1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.

2. A bad ass thing

3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.

4. Anything your heart desires

5. A small sweet bear

6. palatial regalia

adjective;
Corner Monorner

1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud

Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.
"our days are so Corner Monorner." " Corner Mononer floorner gournor pournerr"
Corner Monorner by bertywho July 11, 2016
Def: to be in an unsatisfactory or grumpy mood.

Bearing in mind how little one sees a monk smile, to have a 'monkon' is to be unhappy, to be in a monk.
"What's wrong with Derric?"
"Dunno, but he's got a hefty monkon."
Monkon by Joe Fleming February 10, 2005
The biggest white knight there is.
Monkarn is a white knight.
Monkarn by White_knight_boy March 26, 2019
The biggest white knight there is, in the whole world.
Monkarn is a big white knight.
Monkarn by White_knight_boy March 30, 2019
Big white knight in anniefuchsia stream on twitch.tv
Monkarn is the biggest white knight in the world.
monkarn by White_knight_boy March 31, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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