monkorn

a ancient penis eater of the dinosaur speices

my monkorn ate my penis

by jeremy August 27, 2003

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monkorn

Any of several viral diseases causing the eruption of small blisterlike vesicles on the skin or mucous membranes, especially herpes simplex or herpes zoster.

Dude, wheres your monkorn?

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

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Corner Monorner
noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/

1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.

2. A bad ass thing

3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.

4. Anything your heart desires

5. A small sweet bear

6. palatial regalia

adjective;
Corner Monorner

1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud

Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.

"our days are so Corner Monorner." " Corner Mononer floorner gournor pournerr"

by bertywho July 11, 2016

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Monkon

Def: to be in an unsatisfactory or grumpy mood.

Bearing in mind how little one sees a monk smile, to have a 'monkon' is to be unhappy, to be in a monk.

"What's wrong with Derric?"
"Dunno, but he's got a hefty monkon."

by Joe Fleming February 10, 2005

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