monkfish soup 

Something awful, a total failure, A total disaster; something that is confusing, unpleasant, or fundamentally flawed in concept or execution. Often used to describe poorly implemented ideas, features, or projects. Reference to the dish Agwi-Jjim.

That rollout was pure monkfish soup—nobody understood it, and now everything’s broken.

monkfish soup by AnimositySteve May 6, 2025

monkfish tripe soup 

from the popular travel show; a Croatian soup made from "trash fish," caught by low net fishing

alt. def: medical condition analogous to anal prolapse; potentially caused by prolonged sphincter muscle abuse from uber kinky coitus

"Would you like a monkfish tripe soup, deary? 'Tis fresh from the bottom of the abyss!"
"Mmm, pass some hot sauce with that, please.."

monkfish tripe soup by 0R1GN4L_PR4NK5T4H October 11, 2014