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The slouch one gets after excessive masturbation.
Steve tried to hide the fact he was touching himself in the Wendy's bathroom, but came out with a serious case of monkey shoulder.
by MacDaddy6.9 November 12, 2017
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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