monkeypunch 

v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.

My baby loves the monkeypunch

monkeypunch by swingin sam January 19, 2004

monkeypuck 

Nickname for monkey pox. Puck is an evil spirit.

Don't go get intimate with Jason, he has monkeypuck.

monkeypuck by monkeypuck May 24, 2022

MonkeyPunched 

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.

Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!

MonkeyPunched by jbadd April 26, 2009

Superman-Donkeypunch 

When fucking a chick in the ass, you nock her unconcious with a blow to the back of the head (donkeypunch) and pull out and come on her back and throw the sheats over her (superman) so they are "comeglued" to her back when she wakes up.

She wouldent stop moaning so i had to Superman-Donkeypunch that bitch

Superman-Donkeypunch by Lunifer CuntBasketMcSlopHole October 19, 2010

Monkey Punch 

Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.

Monkey Punch by nasuke September 30, 2006

Toboggan Donkeypunch 

Same definition as Donkeypunch with the exception that it is performed at the top of a staircase, and when you deliver the punch, the giver pulls the receivers arms back and rides them down the staircase-like a toboggan.

"Your mom was giving me some attitude during anal, so I gave her a toboggan donkeypunch."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."

Toboggan Donkeypunch by Chiqnfist November 11, 2011

monkeypatching 

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature

dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself

monkeypatching by ナニカ August 28, 2023