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mickeymuncher 

A person who munches on a mickey, followed by the balls. Also known as a Cannibal's Blowjob.
This is the mickeymuncher tribe, not to be mistaken for the mickeymuncher crew ... who are just a bunch of whores.
mickeymuncher by J I M M Y January 19, 2008

monkeymunch 

(n) (1) A male homosexual, esp. one who engages in oral sex. (2) A girl or woman who engages in oral sex with a boy or man.
I went to see that monkeymunch dean in judicial affairs last October.
monkeymunch by J.M. Sweet February 22, 2004

Monkey Muncher 

Women who preform oral sex on one another.
Girl, is she gay?
Not for sure. You're a Monkey Muncher, you should know!
Monkey Muncher by NaeKay June 29, 2009

Monkey Muncher 

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..
Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!
Monkey Muncher by MrsWily June 25, 2017

monkey muncher 

name for Asian person who eats monkey
"hoolei fukke is a monkey muncher"
monkey muncher by gorzan August 10, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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