5 definitions by jbadd
This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.
Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!
by jbadd April 26, 2009
Flowbie is when a girl blows in your p hole till your balls are the size of tennis balls then she hits them with a tennis racket.
by jbadd March 5, 2009
Slippery Morae eel is when a guy with a crooked dick is doing a girl doggy style in the puss and pulls out and sticks it in some vaseline and then jams it in her ass without her knowing.
-Dude, Crooked dick Rob gave Tina a Slippery Morae eel the other night!!!
-I bet she wont Bitch at him anymore.
-I bet she wont Bitch at him anymore.
by jbadd March 3, 2009
Its what happens to a mudsharks cunt when she gets done letting a dry skinned nigger screw her. Only heard of never been seen no white guy would ever look at monkeypunched snatch.
by jbadd May 2, 2009
When a guy is pumpen another guy in the ass pulls it out and notices a little poop on the tip reaches and turns the light off and lets him suck it anyway.
by jbadd March 3, 2009