fuckshit monkeyballs 

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

fuckshit monkeyballs by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009

Operation Monkeyballs 

When playing any online first person shooter and you tea bag your kill until they return to kill you

Guy 1: Dude, I got killed and when I got back to kill him, he was tea bagging me still!

Guy 2: Man, he performed Operation Monkeyballs

Operation Monkeyballs by Orphaned Penguin January 5, 2011

garlic butter croissant monkey balls 

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

garlic butter croissant monkey balls by lucaca May 6, 2022

jesus christ monkey balls 

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

jesus christ monkey balls by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007

moneyball 

A term for when something good happens basically meaning good

ex. you just score a goal in lacrosse you would be like moneyball!!!

moneyball by mike haynes October 19, 2005

big fat monkey balls 

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible

Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)

big fat monkey balls by A huge fucking idiot October 16, 2022

donkeyballs

when something really suck balls.

GUY 1: Dude, my phone fell in the toilet!
GUY 2: oh man, donkeyballs.

donkeyballs by 6kishnw June 28, 2009