donkeyballs

when something really suck balls.

GUY 1: Dude, my phone fell in the toilet!
GUY 2: oh man, donkeyballs.

by 6kishnw June 28, 2009

donkeyballs

The testicles on a donkey which are frequently sucked by aptly named donkeyballsuckers.

Stop sucking those donkeyballs you damn donkeyball sucking stumaster!

by bobbobson February 19, 2004

donkey balls

An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.

Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!

by Adhamh August 4, 2005

shit donkey balls

a phrase to use when something goes horibly wrong

Woman:i'm pregnant
Dude:Shit donkey balls!!

by Kelley B January 13, 2008

sucks donkey balls

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.

Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!

by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004

fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009