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when something really suck balls.

GUY 1: Dude, my phone fell in the toilet!
GUY 2: oh man, donkeyballs.

donkeyballs by 6kishnw June 28, 2009

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donkeyballs

The testicles on a donkey which are frequently sucked by aptly named donkeyballsuckers.

Stop sucking those donkeyballs you damn donkeyball sucking stumaster!

donkeyballs by bobbobson February 19, 2004

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donkey balls

An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.

Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!

donkey balls by Adhamh August 4, 2005

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shit donkey balls

a phrase to use when something goes horibly wrong

Woman:i'm pregnant
Dude:Shit donkey balls!!

shit donkey balls by Kelley B January 13, 2008

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sucks donkey balls

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

sucks donkey balls by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

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you-suck-giant-donkey-balls

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.

Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004

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fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

fuckshit monkeyballs by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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