monkey vagina 

A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.

Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.

monkey vagina by Jt Martin November 4, 2007

Hot Monkey Vagina 

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.

Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.

Hot Monkey Vagina by oscarbaby October 17, 2008

Greasy Monkey Vagina 

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.

Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Greasy Monkey Vagina by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011

Sequoia Monkey Vagina 

(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.

Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.

Sequoia Monkey Vagina by Anpherny September 3, 2006

Hot Monkey Vagina 

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."

Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.

Hot Monkey Vagina by OscarOtto October 24, 2008

vagina monkey 

A human baby.
The tail, of course, being the umbilical cord.

Doctor: Oh, lord! This is the ugliest little vagina monkey I have ever brought into this world!

vagina monkey by damienne February 8, 2007

Vagina Monkey 

A person or persons who are in the vagina almost non-stop (A player or a pimp).

Dude, Max is such a vagina monkey, with all his bitches and what not.

Vagina Monkey by MonkeyMan22423 October 14, 2011