monkey text

Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.

The text message you sent me was just monkey text.

by Loadmaster March 31, 2010

texture monkey

someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.

"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"

by rachellllll November 22, 2005

Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.

"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"

by MFBlu May 2, 2024

monkeydextirous

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.

A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous

by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007