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monkey text by Loadmaster March 31, 2010
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texture monkey
someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
texture monkey by rachellllll November 22, 2005
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Textbook Monkey
Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
Textbook Monkey by MFBlu May 2, 2024
monkeydextirous
To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.
monkeydextirous by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007
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