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monkey shines

Mischeivous doings.
I've heard about your monkey shines.
monkey shines by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
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Monkey Shines

The act of behaving like a black person (acting ghetto, stupid, ignorant or committing crimes)
That dirty dude's Monkey Shines Dun got his azz arrested.
Monkey Shines by mrdudeman1122 March 25, 2010

Monkey Shines

There are two definitions used for Monkey Shines.

1. A fight or dispute among friends

2. A rut of bad luck
def. 1 - Johnny and I had a bit of the ol' monkey shines this evening

def. 2 - Will these monkey shines never end?
Monkey Shines by starlightdreamer92 December 29, 2008

Monkey shine 

trickery done by a sneaky individual
What is this monkey shine joey? i asked you to clean up after youself!
Monkey shine by slangmaster2 February 28, 2010

monkey shiner 

A miscrient person of dubious racial background who is frequently turning his man shaft black pink black pink black pink white.
The monkey shiner is A cronic masterbater..
monkey shiner by manmountains March 2, 2014

monkeyshines 

Pranks and other debauchery (usually playful)
Mary's 5 year old cousin keeps stealing her shoes and hiding them around the house. That kid is full of monkeyshines.
monkeyshines by CalicoECash May 21, 2009

monkeyshine 

Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.
OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!
monkeyshine by vernon dutton January 22, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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