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Magnetic monkey nugget 

The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.
Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”

nugget monkey

a fucking stupid insecure bitch who keeps talking shit
Oh him? He's a fucking nugget monkey.

Munkeynuggetz 

(Verb) to urinate into a sink.
"Hey Joe, I'm gonna take a munkeynuggetz real quick."
Munkeynuggetz by Dreadsdead December 5, 2021

Monkeynuggets 

a nicer substituste for a swearword
I monkeynuggets a hot chick last night
Monkeynuggets by sparky13 July 11, 2009

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026