monkey nugget

the vagina of a woman, specifically, that of a fine woman, or nugget; the sexual reproductive organ of the female;

Yo dawg, that girl has and stank-ass monkey nugget.

monkey nugget by Jesse Bryant April 25, 2007

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Magnetic monkey nugget

The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.

Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”

Magnetic monkey nugget by eatbeatnskeet April 7, 2020