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Noodle Monkey 

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey
Noodle Monkey by anonymous July 24, 2025

monkeynoodle1 

One of the coolest people ever they are very nice
monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
monkeynoodle1 by Bleepblob July 7, 2021

monkeynoodle1 

monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
monkeynoodle1 by Bleepblob July 7, 2021

monkeynoodle1 

A word often used to describe a homosexual with an unhealthy obsession over a Fictional character, and declining mental health. Fortunately, their redeeming qualities also usually include being kind and funny.
A: Hey, did you hear the rumours about Denki's name?

B: apparently its copied from a Fictional character. Their mom must have been monkeynoodle1.