monkey monkey football
Another word for a three-some
monkey monkey football by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
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a monkey fucking a football
The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
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Monkey fucking a football
Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.
Monkey fucking a football by fishinguy August 14, 2015
monkey fuckin' a football
a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition
monkey fuckin' a football by bogart March 10, 2005
monkey fucking a football
Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"
monkey fucking a football by Gbbrd October 1, 2006
Monkey humping a football
Energetic action by one or a group of people with ineffective results. A metaphore for exuberant incompetance.
That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.
Monkey humping a football by Joyful Monkey May 7, 2009
monkey fucking a football
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
monkey fucking a football by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009
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