2 definitions by Keyzer Korleone

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
by Keyzer Korleone August 8, 2009
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a lot of work without accomplishing anything
Joe - How'd work go today?
Bob - It was like a 5 man circle jerk.
Joe - That bad huh?
by Keyzer Korleone August 8, 2009
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