monkey hump 

to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex

Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh

monkey hump by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009

Hump Monkey 

An individual who humps like a monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey

Hump Monkey by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

goggle hump monkey 

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

goggle hump monkey by 6moley9 June 20, 2008

Hump monkey 

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

Hump monkey by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

hump the monkey 

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

hump the monkey by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Monkey humping a football 

Energetic action by one or a group of people with ineffective results. A metaphore for exuberant incompetance.

That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.

Monkey humping a football by Joyful Monkey May 7, 2009

monkey humper 

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

monkey humper by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009