a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.
caution: it may sting when it hits
caution: it may sting when it hits
by Scotty Wiggins September 16, 2006
by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021