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monkey food 

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".
Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?
monkey food by Mike B White January 22, 2007
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monkey food 

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way
hey ya got any monkey food?
monkey food by joe February 16, 2005

Monkey food 

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.
Monkey food by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

food stamp money 

Money acquired by selling ones or a loved ones food stamps, usually for much less than they are actually worth, usually to purchase drugs, alcohol, or weapons.
The dude came by the other day trying to sell me his girlfriends foodstamps. tryin to get that food stamp money.

monkeynoodle1 

One of the coolest people ever they are very nice
monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
monkeynoodle1 by Bleepblob July 7, 2021

monkeyfoozle 

An insulting or teasing word that is used in an affectionate manner.
Kid: Daddy's a monkeyfoozle!
Daddy: What?! No way, you're the monkeyfoozle!
monkeyfoozle by Komadori March 13, 2005

monkeynoodle1 

One of the most swagyiest coolest person ever
monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
monkeynoodle1 by Bleepblob July 7, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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