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to hang out/chill with a minimum of two people while eating desserts or other decadent foods (decadent is open to interpretation).
Hey dude, you wanna monj later today? I just bought some big, delicious cookies!
monj by Ana Emily April 17, 2007
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Monj-aran 

To not meet a friend for an extended period of time. To avoid seeing a friend or friends, not of a dislike for them, but simply a lack of time.
Dude, we've been monj-araning all summer. Let's do something. is there any poker going on anymore? any movies?
Monj-aran by T White July 25, 2006
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monja Monjur Monj-aran MONJO MonJoe monjola Monjolaoluwa monju monjun monj

Monj-aran 

To not meet a friend for an extended period of time. To avoid your seeing friends, not of hatred, but just out of a lack of time.
Dude, we've been monj-araning all summer. Let's do something. is there any poker going on anymore? any movies?
Monj-aran by T White September 8, 2008
The first day of the week dedicated to Jay Park by his fans. It is the day in which Jay uploads new videos of covers on his Youtube channel. Every MonJay is like a HOLIDAY to fans whether it be Valentine s Day (with his self-written rap love confessions); Mother/Father's Day (with mom and dad fans watching their son Jay sing and follow his dream); Thanksgiving (with fans and Jay expressing their thanks for having each other); Christmas (with a video that reaches Top 10 on Youtube s Most Viewed); Martin Luther King Jr Day (with Jay s motto of Love & Respect ); and even Halloween (with his dark and questionably fashionable sunglasses). Fans gather on the World Wide Web to honor and spazz about Jay's awesomeness.
1.Fan at school: "Happy MonJay! :D"
Peer at school: "What..."
"It's MONJAY!"
2. "They got (nothing on youuuu) baby~ because you're the (best i've ever had) and (I can't take my eyes off of you) so let me make your (bedrock) and I promise to stop (fooling around). (Whatcha say)????"
MonJay by jayparknet May 29, 2010

Monjyoti 

The most caring person in world. He/ She loves his/ her life partner. Very attractive. Good looking. Omg!!!!Lucky to have a life partner like Monjyoti.
Monjyoti - the perfect definition of a life partner.
Monjyoti by anonymous February 18, 2021
A skinny boy (usually asian), short for his age who's always in pursuit of a six-pack but only succeeds in looking hungry. (see manorexic body builder) Benefits in being a monju include sweating profusely, crying excessively during chick flicks, and growing man boobs before the age of 25.
That guys been working out all day and still has a pot belly. What a monju.
monju by Ema N. Ekaf September 30, 2010
A beautiful woman who is always caring and there for everyone.
Monjola is amazing
Monjola by absheh December 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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