turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing
turd that is submerged in the bowl
water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve
dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the
turd mongoler his mother
always feared he would become.