a.k.a. Scott Adams.
The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)
Pig Monkey: *townie mumbo-jumbo* You'z ladyz iz so fit innit? You'z iz a fine piece'o'work Innit? Innit? Innit?
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*
See also human
The true animal in which the mutated species known as "human beings" are descended from. It's most prominent features include utter stupidity and or ignorance, a craving for red meat, and a need for constant warfare or battle. Famous pig monkeys include Chuck Norris, and Bruce Campbell.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.