momslam

when u pick someones mom up by her vagina and slam her through a wooden table like a pickle in a jar

last night my mom told me to do my homework so i momslammed her ass

by moe N February 12, 2007

momspam

E-mail from your mom or other older relative. Momspam is almost always tasteless and/or silly, account-choking big, outdated, and sent to her whole address book. There are often multiple copies sent to you for no clear reason.

Brother: Did you get the latest momspam? The e-mail with all the pictures of "cats in angel costumes"? Two megs of junk, and she sent me seven copies!

Sister: Yeah, Mom sent it to me too, along with everyone else she knows. Consider yourself lucky that she doesn't send her Hummel pictures to you. Trust me--they're worse. Maybe getting her a PC was a mistake...

by Jovi Ko September 26, 2006

KC Soccer Mom Slam

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.

Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.

by Theodore823 August 29, 2010

Momslayer

Momslayer is the Chad of video games. Momslayer has a built in aim bot and can crush your ego within seconds.

Friend: Bro he's hacking!
You: No, that's Momslayer

by MisterFisterTheSisterFister July 9, 2021

momslapper

Anything that is so good it makes you want to slap your own mother (i.e., it brings you so much joy that even causing pain to your mother would not ruin it). Popularized by Bros BBQ and the “taste so good it make you wanna slap yo momma.”

That comedian yesterday was hilarious. One of his jokes was a momslapper.

by scrohnnyrockit November 22, 2021

Momslap

When you are watching inapropriate websites but your parents see it and get mad at you

My parents saw this! Fuck! It’s going TO bê the biggest momslap ever!

by HateBeans April 6, 2023

momslayer

The slayer of moms.

¨I woke up this morning and i found my mom dead in her bed, i think the momslayer got to her.¨

by Knight of the Copper Circle May 9, 2023