momspam 

E-mail from your mom or other older relative. Momspam is almost always tasteless and/or silly, account-choking big, outdated, and sent to her whole address book. There are often multiple copies sent to you for no clear reason.

Brother: Did you get the latest momspam? The e-mail with all the pictures of "cats in angel costumes"? Two megs of junk, and she sent me seven copies!

Sister: Yeah, Mom sent it to me too, along with everyone else she knows. Consider yourself lucky that she doesn't send her Hummel pictures to you. Trust me--they're worse. Maybe getting her a PC was a mistake...

momspam by Jovi Ko September 26, 2006

MomSpace

Describes any Internet activity performed by a parent who pretends to be her child online. This includes instant messaging services and social networking sites.

Zack: "Tulip keeps flirting with me on MySpace. We don't even talk in real life."
Zoe: "That's not Tulip. She doesn't like you. You were talking to 'Tulip' on MomSpace."
Zack: "That is disgusting. Isn't that illegal? After all, I am a minor and she is in her 40s."
Zoe: "I don't know. I think you can only do something if inappropriate information was shared."
Zack: "Oh..."
Zoe: "Don't work, Zack. If it continues, maybe you should alert someone who can do something about it."

MomSpace by Oscar Smith June 11, 2008

MomSpace

Describes any Internet activity performed by a parent who pretends to be her child online. This includes instant messaging services and social networking sites.

Zack: "Tulip keeps flirting with me on MySpace. We don't even talk in real life."
Zoe: "That's not Tulip. She doesn't like you. You were talking to 'Tulip' on MomSpace."
Zack: "That is disgusting. Isn't that illegal? After all, I am a minor and she is in her 40s."
Zoe: "I don't know. I think you can only do something if inappropriate information was shared."
Zack: "Oh..."
Zoe: "Don't work, Zack. If it continues, maybe you should alert someone who can do something about it."

MomSpace by Oscar Smith June 10, 2008

momslam 

when u pick someones mom up by her vagina and slam her through a wooden table like a pickle in a jar

last night my mom told me to do my homework so i momslammed her ass

momslam by moe N February 12, 2007