mom car

a car typically driven by a housewife, such as a suburban or a minivan. They are often used to cart around kids to soccer games, and that is why so many of these mom cars have little soccer ball magnets on the back

Amanda: look at that mom car (points at passing mini- van with soccer ball sticker on the back)
Katharine: eww, that's so gross! mom cars are fugly.

by katharineisawesome January 2, 2009

moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

your mom's car

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"

Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...

by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006

mom car song

Mom car songs are songs every mom over the age of 30 play in their car. These songs include any song by Taylor swift, Stay by Justin Bieber, etc.

Man I hate this song, it’s such a mom car song

by Skull Walker August 14, 2023

i'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM

GET OUT ME CAR.

Daughter "I'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM"
Mom "GET OUT ME CAR!"

by Mastershank September 13, 2014

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023