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Mollywomp 

b) Mollywomp-(V.) 1. A throwback term for a beat down. not to a bloody pulp, but just a quick and painful beatdown. 2.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywomped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch. 3. The act of completely destroying an opponent to the point of embarrassment. 4. To knock out with little to no effort. 5. Term for a woman hitting a man over the head with a purse, typically repeatedly.
IE: Holy shit did you see that ol' granny Mollywomping on that dudes sorry ass?

Damn he got mollywomped!

Better call the wifey so she don't mollywomp me when I get home.
Mollywomp by Hardnox December 2, 2010
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mollywomp 

to smack a girl across the face with your penis;usually done when engaged in oral sex
when she was giving me head yesterday, i mollywomped the crap out of her!
mollywomp by JDMbaez February 18, 2007

mollywomp 

To fuck a handicapped or otherwise disabled person.

In verb form: Mollywomping or mollywomped
I mollywomped the girl with a stubby arm.

I am mollywamping a vietnam vet.
mollywomp by section8company November 11, 2005
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