mollisk

A name that parents use if they hate their kids.

Hey have you met Mollisk?

No. It sounds like her parents hate her.

by Xonkytherock December 28, 2016

Mollusk

Noun, female) a disgusting woman that is encountered in dive bars who is semi to moderately attractive, but is married with children and still goes home with you. Usually these species have a gin-soaked, chain smoker voice, and have names like Rhonda,for example, which they shorten to "Ronnie" etc. They leave their husband and kids in the hotel room on vacation, and go out on the town solo, having sex with other partners in bathrooms, on piers by the beach, or in public parks after hours of daylight. After these encounters, they cling to their new sexual partner like a barnacle clings to the hull of a boat, and the only way to remove barnacles is with extreme effort using a plastic putty knife. They are very hard to get rid of.

(noun male) a shit- bag. An under performer, or complete degenerate. A failure in all aspects of life.

I thought I would never get rid of that mollusk from last night!

by Scoopalone June 1, 2014

Elon Mollusk

What Elon Musk should be called for electronic artsing Twitter.

Some people are turning away from Twitter after Elon Mollusk bought it.

by The Real Driller October 31, 2022

Mollissa

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She's usually short-ish, with long, wavy brown hair and gorgeous hazel eyes. Whatever you do, don't get her mad. There is NOTHING scarier than an angry Mollissa. As long as you stay on her good side, she's the best friend you could ever have.

She knows practically everyone, but has a circle of best friends. If you're in that circle, you're lucky. Don't lose it.

Girl 1: You know Mollissa?
Girl 2: Who, the really nice brunette?
Girl 1: Yeah, that one.

Girl 2: Ah. She's cool!

by Wolfdancer October 15, 2011

mollister

The Coolest girl I know. Outgoing, opinionated, stubborn, sometimes cocky, but responsible, talented, crazy, random, and the most amazing person i know!

Ohh Myy Gahhh!!! Look at mollister. She's soo like totally cool!

by BK's_Shortie January 16, 2008

Mollis

Mollis, Found in GTA4 as Part of a spam Email
Also used as spam in World of Warcraft as usefull as using Goat Trade in the middle of a sentence

Kuro: Hey Whats times the Raid tonight?
Krasek : MOLLIS MOLLIS MOLLIS MOLLIS MOLLIS MOLLIS

by Kurotshuchi May 26, 2008

Mollusk

Boneless animals that could demolish the world if they had hands like Octopus, Squid, Cuttlefish, Snail, or Clam.
Used also to describe a physically weak person that is very rational and smart.

Many mollusks have tentacles.
This guy is such a mollusk.

by Mollusk Clam Cuttleman February 17, 2021