molleto

(Puerto Rican term) Big muscular black guy.

Yo, what's up with that molleto I saw your girl with the other day?

by Grnga317 January 23, 2015

mulletologist

One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.

I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

Mulletology

The study and classification of mullets in the wild

Since you still have a mullet, you must be a professor of mulletology.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

mollett

One who talks over others because they are more important than others, especially during a discussion.

"Don't worry, if he brings up a thoughtful, insightful point, I'll just Mollett him," said Alex.

by SupremeStomper April 10, 2014

Mulletosis

An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.

Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)

by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006

milletophilia

someone who is sexually attracted, or has a fetish for tents and camping equipment

Mike saw a new pop up tent and couldnt control himself, hes into milletophilia

by USMarshall October 12, 2008

mollet

Same thing as a mullhawk. A mohawk with a mullet-esque extention at the back - thus mollet. FUGLY.

Me: Yo Dan
Dan: Yo
Me: your mollet is FUGLY
Dan: :-(

by Mr. Carpet and qweqwe September 16, 2008