Mole Man

Mole men are the secret masters in league with conservative organizations worldwide, whose headquarters are beneath Hackney, London. Their agenda embraces eye confiscation and, of course, the sexual assault of the blind. They appear to also be fond of rugs in their flat and the Ziggurat and the Black Goat soundtrack. Little is known of their motives.

"The Mole Man wants your eyes."
"Yes, the Mole Man can have my eyes."

by MoleMan97 February 13, 2012

mole man

As featured in various simpsons episodes, MOLE MAN, is simply an old man who is very very silly.
He lives in the retirement castle (i think)

Gee mole man sure is cool, lets play some bingo with him!

by Lisa xxx June 28, 2006

mole man

A man (or woman, but then it isn't as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral sex on a woman from underneath the covers.

Brent: I'm not much for eating pussy...
JP: Dear god, you're not a mole man, are you?! Lame, dude.

by Ferret Frolicker September 29, 2006

Mole Man

A person is considered a mole man when they posess the following qualities: short fat bald creepy stupid. Mole men often feel entitled to things that they do not deserve due to the fact they cannot identify themselves as moles. A mole man's job in life is to do the jobs that other people are too good to do. these jobs include janitory work and taxi driving, to name a few.

Tom: Did you ever see Danny Devito in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Jeff: Yeah. He is such a mole man!

by Lester Clinton August 24, 2011

Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.

Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.

by Mini-Coops January 7, 2011

mantina-mole

A growth on the face that can only be killed by cutting of the head and piercing the heart.

Knight: I have slayed the mantina-mole! People, You are free!

Doctor: What the...? ewwwwww is that a mantina-mole? I've seen some things but, I'm going to retire now.

by Theperson April 6, 2008

Hans Moleman

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004