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Janet: How was the food last night?
Steve: Delicious! A real mojón.
mojón by ThingNamer2000 September 21, 2016
a spanish word that means a big amount of torpedo shaped shit, it is very long and smells very bad
hey mi mojon esta duro y no quiere salirse de mi ano.
mojon by Richter808 October 29, 2006
A torpedo shaped turd name in Spanish. One of those turds that are large enough to clog the toilet.
Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.

Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.
Mojon by joshwua915 April 27, 2022
Friend 1: Dude I just dumped a big fat mojon

Friend 2: Feels nice bro
Mojon by BigCacaMaster69 May 9, 2020
Spanish for a cigar shaped piece of feces or turd.

A stupid lad.
Dejaron un mojón en el toilet.

Ese tipo es un mojón.
mojon by Taíno boy December 13, 2003
Can also refer to the youngest child of the family, or a small child in general
Ese es el mojon de la familia.
mojon by maria eulalia February 19, 2005
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