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The sex slaying appeal of an individual or ones ability to be a mojono 'magnet' inwhich the biddies are practically as wet as the ocean over you. Can be seen as a type of charm.
When your on the pussy patrol and a biddie is looking you up:
"She's definitely mirin my mojono bro."
Then you bro is all like:
"Your Mojono would split her bro."

"My Mojono would make her as wet and powerful as a power hydrant"
Mojono by Hornythorny September 8, 2013
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Princess Mononoke 

An anime movie, origionally released in 1998 (?). Directed by Anime god Hayao Miyazaki, the film bombed in US thearters. Now, considered one of the greatest animated films of all time.
Fuck anyone who disagrees.
Princess Mononoke by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004

moronoscopy 

A medical procedure of bashing something blunt up someone's arse to assess the level of their moronism.
Mate, you sound like a bloody stupid cunt. You definitely need to have a Moronoscopy done!
moronoscopy by Fuckingstupidsite November 14, 2013

Moonoochi 

When an asian acts or looks like a stereotypical asian person.
Jeremy Lee looks like moonoochi after eating Shin cup ramen.

Guy 1: Yo, get some toilet paper from the closet.
Asian Guy : No Bitch!
Guy 1: Stop being moonoochi, bitch, and get it!
Moonoochi by person17381738 October 10, 2017

Moronovich

A man or woman of intellectual or upper-class mien who is, contrary to appearance, in fact a complete idiot. The "ovich" is used to humorously connote the upper-class sense by suggesting that their multi-syllable name is foreign or from old money.
In an attempt to impress his client, the moronovich ordered the most expensive wine on the menu, unaware that the bottle was notoriously overpriced.
Moronovich by dontwanna June 10, 2013

mojonopolistic 

a large amount of a particular substance which is groovy in essence
danyelle's ass is sooo mojonopolistic

i'm so full, that food was soooo mojonopolistic
mojonopolistic by Sexa T-Bone October 19, 2007

princess mononoke 

Princess mononoke/mononoke hime is a anime action fantasy movie created by hayao miyazaki (the greater of studio ghibli) and was intended to be his last movie before he went into "retirement"(but returned to make his best movie spirited away 2001)
although it was relied in 1997 the production started up to 16 YEARS before its official release and started with a character similar to totoro#

run time. 2 hours and 7 minute
the name princess mononoke was a miss translation from the japanese name mononoke hime (mononoke translates into spirit)
story follows the main character ashitaka and san and has an environmental message
93% on rotten tomatoes
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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