Mojon

A torpedo shaped turd name in Spanish. One of those turds that are large enough to clog the toilet.

Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.

Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.

by joshwua915 April 27, 2022

Mojon

Basically shit but in spanish

Friend 1: Dude I just dumped a big fat mojon

Friend 2: Feels nice bro

by BigCacaMaster69 May 9, 2020

mojon

a spanish word that means a big amount of torpedo shaped shit, it is very long and smells very bad

hey mi mojon esta duro y no quiere salirse de mi ano.

by Richter808 October 29, 2006

mojon

Spanish for a cigar shaped piece of feces or turd.

A stupid lad.

Dejaron un mojón en el toilet.

Ese tipo es un mojón.

by Taíno boy December 13, 2003

mojon

Can also refer to the youngest child of the family, or a small child in general

Ese es el mojon de la familia.

by maria eulalia February 19, 2005

mojonate

can be anything

After I eat this tasty burger, I'll be ready to mojonate for sure.

by Omeed Naderi October 3, 2003

mojon

dominican for to get excessively wet

me di un mojon cuando llovio:

i got soaked wet when it rained.

by rolan2 August 6, 2008