moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

by Mic August 5, 2004

Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

most ballin shit ever

to be living a life of extreme wealth in the utmost form

the first t rex that the world has seen in four million years is happening in my home... THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVER! i just wish i had my scissors

by vrory August 7, 2006

most niggerish shit

there is a lot of hella niggerish shit. they include:
1. fried chicken
2. niggaz running out of convenience stores
3. niggaz running out of convenience store on a moped
4. nigga running out of convenience store on a moped with a gat
5. mo fried chicken
6. nigga running out of convenience store on a moped eating fried chicken

those are examples of some mad niggerish shit

this is mad niggerish: nigga running out of convenience store on a moped eating fried chicken

by niggerish shit son April 10, 2005

the most balla shit eva

To live a life of extreme wealth in the upmost way possible.

Most people have a closet full of shoes in their house
I got a motherfuckin sweatshop, Thats the most balla shit EVA!

by F8 September 8, 2006

shit mist

When you fart around the turd that is locked and loaded in your colon. Typically lingers for several minutes.

Tommy dropped some shit mist in science lab today. My glasses fogged up and the chick next to me threw up.

by mark c73 January 22, 2008

shit mist

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you

1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore

by Trony420 August 21, 2017