mogulness 

Qualities relating to one who is rich, powerful, and/or influential.

All these bling properties I bought are really enhancing my mogulness.

mogulness by Bo Regard March 18, 2009

Jay McGuiness

Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.

Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.

Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!

Person: Jay McGuiness= nom

Jay McGuiness by @LauraTheWanted May 9, 2011

Will McGuiness 

A fabulous human that has a Facebook page that makes everyone laugh

'Omg did you see the new Will McGuiness video?'
'YES IT MADE MY LIFE!'

Will McGuiness by Jodie_ratboy August 31, 2013

mcguiness 

when a girl is giving you head, she shoves her thumb up your rectum, then proceeds to hook and plunge your anus.

shannon gave me a mcguiness in the hot tub.

mcguiness by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Mohudnesss 

When someone goes on an absolute madness too mad to be considered humanly possible. (Only for the maddest of lads) this is considered as a Mohudnesss.

“Did you see Richard surf on a killer whale.”
“Yea dude he was on an absolute mohadnesss”
Mohudnesss is an insane absolute madness.

Mohudnesss by Large_Falice May 7, 2020

A McGuiness

when you’re fingering someone in public and they shit on your fingers and then lick it off

I was getting with a guy in the park and he did a mcguiness!! It was so gross!

A McGuiness by pseudourban January 9, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020