moggage

The damage incrued from a mogging.

The absolute moggage that just occurred was immense.

by BeezaCM March 11, 2024

Moggage

To absolutely dominate another person in some way.

The absolute moggage that we just saw happen to that man, he will never recover.

by BeezaCM March 20, 2024

Mongager

A manager who suffers from retardation, who cannot make manageable decisions.

"Brett is such a mongager"

by anti-mong September 21, 2011

morgage

A large sum of money that is loaned in order for someone to purchase a home. Though not required if you have lots of cash, it is quite common for a home owner to need to borrow to finance their home. Comes in a variety of flavors to suit the borrower: 20 yr, 30 yr, fixed, or ARM (adjustable rate morgage), etc. A morgage is also another form of modern slavery and gives a homeowner the illusion that he in fact owns the house he lives in, when in reality, the bank owns it and is just lending it to him until he moves and gets another morgage for another house in which the man may never live to fully own.

Renter: Hey what u doing?

Home Owner: Paying my morgage.

Renter: Sucker! I only pay half of that.

Home Owner: Yeah but I am slowly building up equity. What are you doing with your rent?

Renter: Paying some other guys morgage.

by DaHouse113 November 5, 2009

Muggage

This is to be badly humiliated usually in front of a large crowd

Mike Saad got banged by Gunjal....Deep Muggage

by Psalms May 2, 2008

Bare Muggage

A saying invented by the very creative and talented artist known only as Jessicka from London. The saying refers to the obvious loss of much property.

'Oh my God, I gave that guy a twenty and only got 5 change, that's bare muggage'
'Nah, bruv you just got jacked, haha dats bare muggage like'
'Wow, that man just fell into that pit teaming with hungry crocodiles, that's bare muggage.'

by LukeSpaffy October 28, 2006

Miggage

The amount/dose of milligrams in something.

I need to increase the miggage of my vape

by Daniwatwat May 31, 2021