mofoe

mother-fucker

dude, messina is a shit-headed mofoe

mofoe by Evan Jones November 3, 2003

twice-shat mofoe 

this term is related from a scientific dialogue between to bio-scientists.

"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."

A: roosters do have genitals!

B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .

A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...

B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .

A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...

B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"

A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...

B:love the ending

A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...

B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .

twice-shat mofoe by Dr. Shat February 4, 2009

Crazy Mofo 

Word used for Directioners after Niall Horan(From Boy band One Direction) tweeted that he broke his bed from jumping on it. He called us Directioners that because of all of the responses he got to that tweet. The term Crazy mofo means "crazy motherf*cker". Carefree Mofo is commonly used to describe Niall Horan.

Tweets about Crazy Mofo:

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Came in last night! Jumped on my bed and broke it! So had to sleep on the couch! not the best nights sleep I've ever had ! #NoInnuendos"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Lookin at the replies to bed tweet! U guys are nuts ahaha! not one non- sexual tweet! ##crazymofos"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Hahaha the trends ! You lot are mad ! #crazymofos !"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
“@malikyourface_: niall so wants to change the fandom name to #crazymofos” lets do it!

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"#crazymofos still trending hahahah!"

Crazy Mofo by Marzapanmarah June 4, 2013

MoFoozzy 

Stank ass pussy. Sweaty un-bathed vagina. Odoriferous and unkempt pussy. Smelly vagina that makes your eyes water.

The dance floor at the club smelled of MoFoozy after Alex brought in those cheap Hoes. The office had a distinct aura of MoFoozzy after he had the new waitress upstairs.

MoFoozzy by Kate Cannon January 6, 2009

Mofo in Chief 

Just another one of the many impossible to fathom nicknames for the 45th POTUS.

Dat dude chill, he da Mofo in Chief fo’ sho.

Mofo in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Sexy mofo 

Cory m aka grandpa Eagle

Did you see sexy mofo- crap I mean Cory

Sexy mofo by Duehxnejsjie April 20, 2021

a mofo gift 

A dream watch given from one brother to another, hand delivered the day before valentines by traveling over 3500 miles only to leave the next day...

"Hey Frank, thats an amazing watch"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"

a mofo gift by busiv September 15, 2016