mofflet 

A term used to describe someone with a Highly Perverted Nature that is usually misbehaving.

"That fucking mofflet is taking pictures of my wife again"
"I hope my daughters new boyfriend isn't a fooking mofflet"

mofflet by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006

Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.

Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.

Moffettology by iamcfb June 17, 2016

Purple Mouflette

Dirty, Stinky Nigger Pussy

Go eat that Purple mouflette

Purple Mouflette by Pmouflette January 1, 2020

Mufflet 

like a muff, only smaller and only a little hairy.

"dude, that chick had a nice little mufflet on her"

Mufflet by Cmistro December 18, 2009

MOFOLET 

mo-hawk and fo-hawk and mullet all in one....

look at that persons hair they have a MOFOLET!!

MOFOLET by MOFOLET November 17, 2011

Joe Moffett 

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.

Joe Moffett by Duke Master October 13, 2010

Ronan Moffet 

Ronan is a great friend to have. If you meet a Ronan, you might just have a best friend for life! Ronan has always been there for me, ups and downs.

Ronan Moffet is my best friend

Ronan Moffet by REGGIE JACKSON!!!! November 29, 2021