mofflet
"That fucking mofflet is taking pictures of my wife again"
"I hope my daughters new boyfriend isn't a fooking mofflet"
"I hope my daughters new boyfriend isn't a fooking mofflet"
mofflet by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006
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Moffettology
A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.
Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.
Moffettology by iamcfb June 17, 2016
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Purple Mouflette
Purple Mouflette by Pmouflette January 1, 2020
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Joe Moffett
The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.
Joe Moffett by Duke Master October 13, 2010
Ronan Moffet
Ronan is a great friend to have. If you meet a Ronan, you might just have a best friend for life! Ronan has always been there for me, ups and downs.
Ronan Moffet is my best friend
Ronan Moffet by REGGIE JACKSON!!!! November 29, 2021
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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