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Moffling is the act of smelling a pair of underwear, only to find out that they have been used and therefore smell terrible. One who dives into his/her own underwear and discovers this smell is said to have been moffled.
Chuck: Oh god, those undies were like a week old.
Brad: Dude you totally moffled yourself.

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Pam: Are these undies good?
Rodney: Give 'em a sniff. Don't moffle yourself!
moffle by Fildo April 29, 2008
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Moffle Tank 

A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.
Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.
Moffle Tank by MrPonisMoffle November 19, 2011
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Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

muffler monkey 

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.
The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.
muffler monkey by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007

Muffler man 

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"
Muffler man by Muffler man January 24, 2019

turd muffler

A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies.
That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big.
turd muffler by niodin March 10, 2008

Yap Mufflehat 

A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.
I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!
Yap Mufflehat by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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