mocktag 

quirky punk pop band from the armpit of the midwest.

Kyle: Did you go see Mocktag last night
Drew: No, I was too goddamn busy getting some cake or something idk. Hey Jakob wanna get loaded?

mocktag by smellyballs69420 July 4, 2023

mocktail 

A non-alcoholic cocktail usually consisting of a mix of fruit juices.

"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."

mocktail by Trigger January 29, 2004

mockage 

describing the potential mocking of a person or a situation. mock

he's such a cunt; there is much mockage to be had.

mockage by elayne May 13, 2005

mocktail 

A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.

Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!

mocktail by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010

mocktail 

a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.

'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'

mocktail by TheQueen111 May 23, 2016

Mocktar 

Noun: A very quiet guitarist with tendencies to snap into an uncontrollable rage....

Did you see Mocktar shove those drumsticks up bobby's ass

Mocktar by Clown Rapping Gorilla December 1, 2010

strong mocktail 

A non-alcoholic drink lined with cocaine on the rim of the glass.

Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.

strong mocktail by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017