mocktag

quirky punk pop band from the armpit of the midwest.

Kyle: Did you go see Mocktag last night
Drew: No, I was too goddamn busy getting some cake or something idk. Hey Jakob wanna get loaded?

by smellyballs69420 July 4, 2023

mocktail

A non-alcoholic cocktail usually consisting of a mix of fruit juices.

"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."

by Trigger January 29, 2004

mockage

describing the potential mocking of a person or a situation. mock

he's such a cunt; there is much mockage to be had.

by elayne May 13, 2005

mocktail

A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.

Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!

by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010

mocktail

a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.

'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'

by TheQueen111 May 23, 2016

Mocktar

Noun: A very quiet guitarist with tendencies to snap into an uncontrollable rage....

Did you see Mocktar shove those drumsticks up bobby's ass

by Clown Rapping Gorilla December 1, 2010

strong mocktail

A non-alcoholic drink lined with cocaine on the rim of the glass.

Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.

by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017