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Mock-Cock Docking
Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
Mock-Cock Docking by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
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Cock Mock
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
Cock Mock by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010
cock mock
1) A young girl who dreams of getting a sex change so the can have a penis.
2) A girl who's already gotten a sex change so she could have a penis.
3) The butch of a lesbian couple.
4) The girl(s) who wear(s) a strap-on dildo during lesbian sex, treesome or orgies.
5) A girl who dresses like a boy thinking it will make her cooler.
2) A girl who's already gotten a sex change so she could have a penis.
3) The butch of a lesbian couple.
4) The girl(s) who wear(s) a strap-on dildo during lesbian sex, treesome or orgies.
5) A girl who dresses like a boy thinking it will make her cooler.
cock mock by Justyn Claar, Biatch! July 2, 2005
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026