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Mock-Cock Docking
Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
Mock-Cock Docking by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
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Cock Mock
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
Cock Mock by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010
cock mock
1) A young girl who dreams of getting a sex change so the can have a penis.
2) A girl who's already gotten a sex change so she could have a penis.
3) The butch of a lesbian couple.
4) The girl(s) who wear(s) a strap-on dildo during lesbian sex, treesome or orgies.
5) A girl who dresses like a boy thinking it will make her cooler.
2) A girl who's already gotten a sex change so she could have a penis.
3) The butch of a lesbian couple.
4) The girl(s) who wear(s) a strap-on dildo during lesbian sex, treesome or orgies.
5) A girl who dresses like a boy thinking it will make her cooler.
cock mock by Justyn Claar, Biatch! July 2, 2005
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026