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mobilizing mah troops

The act of not jacking it for a long time to build up copious amounts of splooge
nick: dood ive been mobilizing mah troops for so long i hope marrissa blows me soon
chris: cool man

Mobiling 

One word to describe any of the activities that are conducted using mobile devices such as mobile phones, smart phones and, tablets -the activities can be telephoning, emailing, texting. photographing, filming, Skypeing, Facebooking, browsing, Online Dating, flirting, winking, liking, Tweeting, surfing, scrolling, listening, reading, sharing ..................... We are not quite sure what activity is being undertaken , whatever it is - it is being conducted on or by a mobile device
Have you seen that dude mobiling

He is over there mobiling
Mobiling by Sometime Dr Johnson December 20, 2013

morrising 

A heightened level of sandbagging whereby the perpetrator has engaged in a level of sandbagging so profound as to render himself the samurai warrior of hoodwinkery and on-leading.
Jim told us for weeks that he would be present at this weekend's hootenanny, but on the eve of festivities, was caught Morrising his way out of a post-dated engagement to peruse home furnishings in the inner city.
morrising by Samurai Vomit November 4, 2013
A show off mobile device - phone, smart phone, tablet
Have you seen that guy's mobling
Mobling by Sometime Dr Johnson December 20, 2013
Someone who takes part in a mob.
"That makes you a mobling."

"Looks at all those moblings..."
Mobling by DonPaolo May 31, 2023
A vile ravenous being that infests your local granary and refrigerator consuming all of reality within.
The mobling ate all my foob
mobling by Oryx Taken King September 12, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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